she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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