omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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