Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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