no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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