is your mom at the bar?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm getting married
To pizza
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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