My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Randomize
