They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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