i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Banned from zoo.
Again?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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