Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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