Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
