Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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