like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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