Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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