Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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