I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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