Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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