pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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