We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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