i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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