He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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