Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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