I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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