you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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