so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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