Dual....:-)
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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