Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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