The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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