So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Congratulations! We have a period
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