You smell like a Billy Joel song
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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