Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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