Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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