Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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