I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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