And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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