You can't motorboat a personality
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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