We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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