smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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