i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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