I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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