Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
