Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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