Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
this is an emotional support booty call
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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