I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
