so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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