"it" just moved
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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