You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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