Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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