u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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