your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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