I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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