Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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