She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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