I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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