My hand turned me down
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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