I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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