We're like a lot better than the average bears
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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